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SLERF
WIF HAT

Felt cute with this hat.. Might delete later…

It is simple if Slerf has a hat he does it in more style. He does not need to do much effort to pull it off either. What a lad!

THE HAT STORY

As a f*cking sloth, Slerf spent the entire day doing nothing. However, one day while he sat in a tree, a hat came tumbling down the wind and settled on his hat. Slerf enjoyed the hideous pink hat since it added a new style and improved his rizz, even though it smelled like a tiny, horrible dog. Slerf felt cute with this pink hat and he was sure he would land himself some sloth pussy with it. He made a selfie and added it to his Tinder profile and not much later he got his first ever match there. It was a dog that lost his Pink hat and he wanted it back. No way said Slerf as returning the hat would take too much time and effort. Furthermore, he want to keep trying on his dating apps to bag a baddie sloth. Since that day ladies and gentlemen slerf become the main hat wearing meme in crypto that is successful in making people rich. 

SLERFONOMICS

SLERFO
NOMICS

So lazy, so nothing special.. 0% Buy Tax, 0% Sell Tax. 1,000,000,000 is the total supply if you are wondering. Slerf.. 

Oh the distribution? 
-> 100% to Presale + Liquidity

Oh the LP? Let’s just BURN it..

SLERF
WIF HAT